A national survey by Esquire magazine finds men more likely to invite Condoleezza Rice to a dinner party than Julia Roberts, Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson.
First of all, men never answer surveys truthfully. We tend to enjoy giving the most ridiculous answer. I mean c’mon, how do you put Condoleezza Rice in a mix with Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson and expect to get a serious answer. Ya, I’m really sure most men would much rather sit and stare at Condoleezza’s buck teeth than Jennifer Aniston’s lovely necklace.
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How could anyone give up Jennifer Aniston’s nipples? These pictures are of her arriving at the CBS Studios for The Early Show to promote her new movie The Break-Up and I’m sure you’re noticing her nipples. Actually, come to think of it, I hardly ever see Aniston without a nipple trying to get through a shirt. I mean, we used to see them poking under her shirts all the time on Friends, that they were practically a character themselves. It’s official: Jennifer Aniston has the most perfect joyous, active nipples in Hollywood. So ya, I think Brad is an idiot to leave Aniston’s healthy nipples for a deflated breasted Jolie. Or a soon to be deflated breasted Jolie. But then again he dated Juliette Lewis.
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